News Miscellany

I am a strong believer in small government, and here is one illustration why.  Also on the political front, check out Charles Krauthammer’s disturbing prognostications about potentially radical legislation coming this Fall.

Rick Warren recently injured his eyes while gardening.  He’s going to be okay.  In a Tweet Warren expressed his desire that God would be glorified through his pain, which surprisingly (or perhaps not so surprisingly, given our therapeutic culture) has sparked some controversy.  See the comment string in this CT piece.

I’ve been reading a bit of Christopher Hitchens’ new horribly titled but brilliantly written memoir, Hitch-22.  Here is a small taste.  Like a lot of his writing, the book is droll, insightful, and self-absorbed.  In this case, the latter quality is appropriate—it is a memoir after all.

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The Thrill of Destruction

Why do we love to watch things blow up?  I’ve been pondering that question recently, especially since the July 4th fireworks in my hometown of Fairmount, Indiana.  As my kids and I marveled at the spectacular pyrotechnics, I reflected on how satisfying it is to see and hear explosions.  Even when the result is not as colorful and symmetrical as firework displays, we (or a lot of us) love it.  It is thrilling to see an object obliterated—from building demolitions to cars crushed by monster trucks to exploding watermelons.  Why?

fireworksMy theory is that it has something to do with the natural human interest in transformation.  We love to see dramatic change.  The changes we appreciate most, of course, are positive or constructive changes, such as the erecting of a building, the creation of an artwork, or the growth of a plant, animal, or person.  Often we are amazed at how much a friend or family member has grown.  All our lives we witness people maturing into adults, but we are endlessly fascinated by it.  (“Wow, I remember when you were just this tall!”) Such transformations take a lot of time, and those that we are able to achieve ourselves, such as through arts or crafts, involve hard work and careful planning.  In other words, radical transformations—at least the kinds we appreciate most—require a lot of effort.

In contrast, various forms of destruction do not require much effort.  With explosives we can create radical change that is instantaneous and relatively inexpensive.  So we get the thrill of total transformation with minimal effort.  So I suppose that is one reason why we’re attracted to fireworks such as those we enjoy on July 4th, in addition to celebrating our nation’s independence, of course.

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Thoughts on Hitler’s Demise

I’m a big fan of Quentin Tarantino films, as is probably apparent to regular readers of this blog.  I am especially fond of his most recent effort, Inglourious Basterds (see my October 29, 2009 post for a full review), which excels in nearly all cinematic categories.  Some have been critical of the film because of its deliberate (and extreme) distortion of history.  In case you haven’t seen the film—spoiler alert!—the story concerns two fictional plots to assassinate Hitler and his fellow Third Reich imps.  Unlike the actual Stauffenberg assassination attempt that merely injured the Fuhrer, Tarantino’s film brings Hitler to an extremely violent end.  Part of the incentive to concoct such a story, presumably, would be to give viewers the satisfaction of watching Hitler get what he deserved—indeed, the fate that many of us would like to see all genocidal maniacs meet.  I think Tarantino has indicated as much in some interviews about the film.

While reading excerpts from Ian Kershaw’s recent Hitler biography, I’ve been reflecting a bit on the historical facts and have concluded that Tarantino’s invented story of Hitler’s demise is really less satisfying (in the sense of being pleased by the wicked getting their just deserts) than what actually took place.   On the afternoon of April 30, 1945, Hitler, Eva Braun, and assorted Nazi officers were holed up in a bunker at the Reich Chancellery in Berlin, as the Red Army closed in.  The Fuhrer had heard that Mussolini had been captured and killed (though he probably was not aware of the gory details), and he wished to avoid such a fate, as well as the ignominious prospect of his body being permanently displayed by the Soviets as a trophy of their triumph.  So Hitler’s plan was to commit suicide and have his body cremated.  Specifically, he would take a pill of prussic acid.  However, being doubtful about the effectiveness of the poison, he instructed one of his officers to test it on his dog, an Alsatian named Blondi.  The dog died almost immediately upon ingesting the poison—which apparently prompted no emotional response from Hitler, despite the fact that he showed more love to the animal than any human in his life, including his long-time lover Eva Braun.

So when it was clear the Soviet army was only a few hundred meters away and could storm the Chancellery at any minute.  Hitler and Eva Braun executed their plan…and themselves.

Why is this true story more fitting than that envisioned by Tarantino, or, for that matter, any of our own dreams of, say, a live Hitler capture, trial, and execution?  For one thing, there is the powerful symbolism of the self-destructiveness of evil.  The pursuit of absolute power is self-defeating, and those who live by the murderous sword often fall upon it.  Hitler, of course, is only one of the more recent examples of this fundamental truth about the human condition.  History has seen myriad despots destroy themselves, whether directly by their own hand or as an indirect consequence of their wicked actions.

One must also consider the emotional dimension of the story.  What despair must Hitler have experienced in those final days and, especially, his last hours.  Perhaps during that time he came to some sober reflections on the true moral horror of what he had done.  Perhaps not.  But the despair he felt surely gave him at least a taste of what so many millions of innocent Jews and other victims of the Nazi scourge felt as they awaited their fate in concentration camps—a sense of hopelessness and the most sickening sorrow.

Of course, in the end, there really is no completely just recompense for the wicked on this earth.  As Scripture tells us, we must wait for Judgment Day for that (cf. Eccl. 12:14; 2 Cor. 5:10).  But human history, and particular narratives, may nonetheless be more or less pleasing from the standpoint of justice.  Some point better than others to deep moral, spiritual, and human truths.  And it seems to me that, in these respects, however much we may want to indulge our own fantasies about Hitler’s fate, we can’t improve on the tale as told by God.

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Turning the Cultural Tide

Anyone who has spent any length of time with me—like let’s say more than five minutes—will be able to tell you that being counter-cultural is something that I am very comfortable with. In fact, to go with the flow often feels more unnatural than going against it. However, there is always that point when the tide turns, so to speak, and you go so hard against the grain that you give yourself (and often those around you) a giant and painful splinter. So where is that line to be found?

A few years back, Jim and I were visiting the upscale suburb of Detroit in which Jim was raised, before it was quite so upscale. After enjoying the beautiful playground and charming downtown, we were discussing what it would be like to raise a family in an area so different from the small town setting in which we live. We came to the conclusion that it would be nearly impossible to raise our kids in such an environment unless we saw ourselves basically as missionaries. There the kids were swimming in pools that cost more than our house! What would they think of our kids who have holes in most of their jeans and swim in a dirty, but delightful, pond all summer long!

There are lots of ways our family is counter-cultural, even in the economically and socially conservative area in which we live. We don’t have cable, or any channels for that matter. Our kids have to duke it out over who gets to choose the next Netflix or check out movies from the library to get their TV entertainment. We are a Wii-less and non-X-boxed family. We drive very used cars and pass down shoes from one kid to the next. Even the size of our family exceeds most of those we know. Still, we spend more than we should and buy what we don’t really need. There are families, of course, who are more frugal or more indulgent than we are. But Jim and I do strive to question the decisions that we make and repeatedly ask ourselves, “Is this something we should do? Or is this something we are told we should do?”

Some of our decisions make life easier and simpler but some can make life less comfortable and awkward. Sometimes we have made concessions to cultural norms that have left us feeling a bit unsettled. We have horrible Internet service and a computer that moves slower than grass grows. In moments of frustration, I have wondered what would it look like just to get rid of the computer in our home altogether. What would it be like to be email-less in our society? A few years back we were without cell phones and quite happy to be so. Now I confess to having fully embraced not only my phone but texting as well. What would it be like to not have to shush my kids so I could make a few calls in the car? I have often longed to pack up the kids and be the 21st century’s Wilderness Family—though with better clothes and fewer bear attacks—or to circle the wagons and start my own little commune of like-minded, bread-making, truly wireless folk. As appealing as the idea sounds, I fear that is the coward’s way out, at least for now. Staying in the fight and pushing against the cultural tides is what we are called to do and is what makes us firmer in our convictions.

On a recent daytime trip to Target (we aren’t too counter-cultural not to worship at the house of the big red circle), my frustration with the kids was increased by noting that none of the moms around me were trying to corral four hungry and impatient children. I was surrounded by moms whose kids were apparently in school, and if a school bus had come cruising by, I might have been tempted to throw a few of mine aboard. Just when I was reaching my breaking point, I caught the eye of a similarly situated mom, surrounded by a brood of similarly school-aged and impatient children. We smiled encouragingly to one another and as I walked past I cheered us both on with a battle cry to the effect of “We can do it, sister!” In our fight against the tide, it isn’t just our principles that anchor us against the current, it is one another. Maybe in doing so, we can create a cultural trend of our own and turn the tide in our own small way.

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Tax Rates, Breasts, and Internet-induced Brain Damage

The Obama administration plans to allow the Bush tax cuts to expire this year.  I have been dismayed by this for many reasons, not the least of which being the fact that this will reintroduce the “marriage penalty”’—married couples will pay more taxes than unmarried couples who live together.  But if one respected economist is correct, the consequences of rolling back the tax cuts will be much more dire.  Arthur Laffer has sparked a lot of debate with his recent Wall Street Journal piece predicting an economic collapse if the Bush tax cuts are allowed to expire.

It is hardly news that in American culture women’s breasts are widely regarded primarily as sex organs.  But apparently now this perspective is so ingrained that even a writer for a mother’s magazine finds the idea of breast-feeding “creepy.”  Check out this disturbing article in the Telegraph, where Rowan Pelling writes, “Modern women have been told so frequently that their breasts are man-magnets that many find it impossible to believe they have any other biological function.”

And, now that you’ve been surfing a bit to a few websites, you might want to know about Nicholas Carr’s new book, The Shallows: What the Internet is Doing to our Brains.  How is the Internet affecting us cerebrally?  Not well, evidently.  In addition to this review, check out the short video at the end of the page, in which Carr summarizes his book.

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A Flaw in the Game of Soccer

What a thrill it was to watch the United States soccer team pull out a win yesterday in the final minutes of their match against Algeria.  Now it’s on to the field of sixteen and a chance at destiny.  However, the team’s success in the World Cup thus far has not been without controversy.  In their game against Slovenia last week, they were robbed of a victory by a referee who inexplicably disallowed what should have been the team’s third goal.  And in yesterday’s game the U.S. team was ripped off again through a phantom off-sides call.

For a long time I’ve been critical of the game of soccer, at least as regards how its design and rules make scoring so difficult.  Now, to be clear, I do not favor higher scores in soccer just for the sake of fan satisfaction.  Rather, the problem is that where there is so little scoring this amplifies the effect of bad officiating.  One blown call can easily decide an outcome of a close soccer match, as we saw last week and as would have happened again yesterday were it not for Landon Donavan’s winning goal in the 91st minute.

Of course, in all sports a game can turn on a bad call by an official.  And even historic accomplishments can be nullified, as was Armando Galaragga’s perfect game three weeks ago.  But the point is that soccer rules and design make this far too common, much more so than in any other sport.

The saddest thing of all is that the problem could be easily solved with a simple rule change (e.g. legalize off-sides) or design change (e.g., slightly increase the goal size).  But, alas, I don’t expect we’ll ever see such adjustments made, even though it would dramatically improve the sport.  Not only would it make the game more interesting for viewers but it would make the game, well, more just.  Sporting events should be decided by the players’ performances, not officials’ misjudgments.  And until the game of soccer is somehow altered to correct for the frequency of the latter, it will remain a significantly flawed game.

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Book Notes

Well, summer is here and it’s hello to long afternoons watching my kids frolic in the sun while I attempt to make a dent in my Amazon wish list. I try not to make all my summer reading fluffy, though a cotton-candy quality book or five somehow mysteriously make it into my bag. So here are a few I have recently read or am in the process of reading. Hope you can find a place in the sun and enjoy.

Dracula by Bram Stoker:  I don’t actually enjoy gruesome books and I can’t remember exactly what compelled me to pick up this one. Perhaps I made the mistake of perusing one of those “classics you should read if you want to be evenly nominally acknowledged as a reader” lists. I can’t tell you how many books I have abandoned in despair after guilting myself into beginning them. Not so with this one, however.  Dracula is great book about the struggle between good and evil. Twilight may have it beat in the love story category, but Dracula wins hands down in every other category.

Respectable Sins: Confronting the Sins We Tolerate by Jerry Bridges: This is the book chosen by the women I lounge about with at the lake.  While I haven’t gotten far, it comes highly recommended and promises to be convicting and edifying.

The Complete Fairy Tales by George MacDonald:  I got this one to read to the kids but have selfishly read them to myself instead. They are perfect summer reading—substantive, touching, and easy to get into. Any fan of MacDonald’s novels will enjoy this collection of short stories.

Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy:  This is my current read and I must confess I am mostly reading it because I saw the movie a long time ago and hate myself for not taking the high road and reading the book first. Another bending of the knees to the intellectuals, I suppose, but even if they don’t know it all they do seem to know a good book when they read one, and this is no exception.

The Red Pyramid by Rick Riordan:  Our oldest son has recently discovered a passion for the Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian series. I nearly fell to the floor dead when I came to his room one morning to muscle him out of bed and found him reading—voluntarily! In an attempt to keep it going and stay connected with my kid, I am reading the first book in Riordan’s new series. Perhaps my son is just supplying a handy excuse for reading Juvenile literature, but it’s an enjoyable book and who doesn’t need a refresher course in their Egyptology?

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A Congressman’s Assault

Like most folks, I was appalled at the recent assault of a student by Congressman Bob Etheridge (D-NC).  Granted, the student accosted him without warning and asked a direct question (“Do you fully support the Obama agenda?”) without prompting.  But to physically attack the young man in that way was simply unconscionable.  Why would Etheridge react with such hostility?  And why would he refuse to answer such a simple question?

So does Etheridge support the Obama agenda?  If nothing else, it appears that he is emulating the President regarding finding an “ass to kick”.  Pretty sad.

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Hodgepodge #3

From the department of the Hard To Believe:  It was shocking enough that Helen Thomas, a living journalistic institution, would make such blatant anti-semitic remarks (which precipitated her recent retirement).  But even more astounding the fact that some media folks refuse to admit her comments really were anti-semitic.  Check out Rosie O’Donnell’s rationalizations on The View.

Phil Jackson, coach of the Los Angeles Lakers, has won ten NBA championships. (And I expect he will win his eleventh in the next week.)  Yet he is rarely touted among sports journalists as the best NBA coach of all-time.  Routinely commentators diminish his accomplishments by reminding us that he has had the good fortune of coaching superstars like Michael Jordan, Shaquille O’Neal and Kobe Bryant.  Well, what coach who has led teams to multiple championships has nothad the benefit of coaching superstars?  I’m neither a Lakers fan nor a Bulls fan.  But what Jackson has accomplished in winning ten titles, to my mind, clinches his status as the greatest NBA coach in history and as one of the top two or three coaches in the history of all professional sports.

Finally, I’ve recently discovered the music of Josh Ritter, a genuinely literary songwriter in the folk tradition but whose musical forays have led him in a variety of directions. Lyrically, it just doesn’t get any better than this.  Check out his website and sample some of his stuff.

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The Black and the White (and the Grey) of the Arizona Immigration Law

Being a very black and white person myself, one of the things I find most frustrating about politics is the fact that often both sides of a particular political conflict have valid perspectives that are mutually exclusive. Our two-party system, brilliant in so many ways, doesn’t always allow for much grey. However, for my part, I see little grey involved in the recent brew-ha-ha regarding Arizona’s new illegal immigration law.

According to the Los Angeles Times, the law makes it a crime under state law to be in the country illegally, requires police officers to make a reasonable attempt to determine someone’s immigration status if there is a “reasonable suspicion” that a person is in the country illegally, allows for lawsuits against local or state agencies who hinder the enforcement of immigration and law, and targets those who employ illegals as day workers. Now I am certainly no constitutional law scholar, but passing a law in order to prevent people from doing something that is already illegal seems pretty reasonable to me. So what has everyone’s panties in such a wad, especially since according to Arizona’s governor Jan Brewer the law mirrors that of the federal government? Here are some of the objections I have heard, along with my responses.

One of the most provocative complaints I have heard compares requiring people to carry proof of their immigration status to the Nazi requirement that Jews carry their “papers” with them. I haven’t heard people making the comparison to the Stars of David, but I am sure it is not far off. I would point out that those asked for this proof of status must have behaved in some manner requiring the intervention of law officers. Be it anything from speeding to breaking and entering, the person is already suspected of breaking the law before being questioned regarding their immigration status. I seriously doubt Arizona police have so much free time on their hands that they can go “cruising” for illegals. And even if they did have such an intention, the law specifically prohibits this. When I am pulled over by an officer, I am immediately asked for my driver’s license and registration. Why? Because it’s the law. So why is it any different for officers to request proof of immigration status?

Another common objection appeals to racial profiling. I was recently pulled over late at night near a college campus, and not only did the officer ask for my license and registration, he also dared to ask if I had been drinking. Was I being profiled? Did this officer have a prejudice against white women in their thirties? Was he implying that women fitting my profile are lushes? Given my location, the time of night, and even perhaps my limited driving skills, the question was a reasonable one. Now suppose a person is arrested. This implies that they are not a respecter of the law. According to the Arizona law, before the person is released they have to prove their status. Help me out here, folks. Where is the smoking gun of racism? As one leading sponsor of the law has stated, “‘Illegal’ is not a race; it’s a crime.”

For me, the issue seems simple: illegal immigration is illegal. Not only does it endanger the lives of our citizens by allowing unrestricted entrance into our country by those who might seek to do us harm; it allows for unspeakable abuse of those who come here seeking a better life for themselves and their dependents. This past year I read Enrique’s Journey, a horrifying account of the trials facing those who travel through Mexico, attempting to enter the U.S. Those who are “lucky” enough to reach the States are often taken advantage of once they are here. Being on the wrong side of the law, there is no one to turn to, no justice to be found.

Some would characterize those who favor the Arizona law as lacking compassion. I disagree, but what do I know? I’m just a speeding, middle-aged lush, right?

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