In addition to top ten lists, I love top three lists.  I also love lists of lists.  So… here are my top three top three lists.

The Worst Woman’s Clothing Fashions Ever:

3. High-heeled shoes — Impractical (to the point of being a health hazard) and not attractive

2. Skinny jeans — If an article of clothing could be unflattering on ANY woman, this is it.

1. The bikini — If an article of clothing could be inherently immodest, this is it.  Hmm, let’s make something more skimpy than underwear, but add some color.

Three Things That are Never Cool:

That is, here are three things you can never look cool doing.  No explanations necessary.

3. Yelling from a moving car

2. Crying at work

1. Explaining a joke

The Three Most Disgusting Animals:

There are so many worthy contenders for this category that it’s an excruciating process narrowing it down to three.  But here they are:

3. The leech — Not so much the look of the thing as what it does.  Having said that, leeches are also ugly.

2. The naked mole rat — Talk about ugly.  Even in its most healthy and ideal condition, this animal looks like the living convergence of multiple mutations.

1. The blobfish — This is probably a bit unfair as a choice, because the blobfish only becomes so disgusting when removed from its highly pressurized natural state deep under the sea.  Still, you have to admit this is the most disgusting animal you’ve ever seen.


2 Responses to “Top Three Lists of Three”


  1. Xan Bozzo

     

    I suppose your #2 for your “Three Things That Are Never Cool” list may depend upon the line of work. A good actor may look cool in the eyes of other aspiring actors, who, say, has a role that requires the shedding of some tears. But, then again, is the actor really crying?

    Also, (I’m sorry to say it) defecation may also be a good contender. Ever walk in on someone else in the bathroom? Never looks cool.

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