Q: So, Jim and Amy, which of you is wisdom and which one is folly?
A: That depends on the topic and the time of day.
Q: Are you husband and wife or brother and sister?
A: Sometimes we’re not sure. Ask our kids.
Q: Where do you live?
A: Our residence is in Fairmount, Indiana. But we live wherever our bodies happen to be located at any particular time.
Q: When was the Magna Carta signed and what was Ty Cobb’s lifetime batting average?
A: Hey, that’s two questions in one!
Q: What’s wrong—too dull to answer both at once?
A: Not at all, watch this: 1215 and .366.
Q: Are you sure you don’t have those figures reversed?
A: Very funny, wise guy/gal. Go back to your cubicle.