Snapshots

Brief comments on film by Amy.
Some old, some new.  Domestic films and foreign too.

The Social NetworkJust when you think Hollywood has breathed its last, it coughs up something as well done as Social Network. The sexual content seems thrown in for “fun” but otherwise I can’t think of anything bad to say about this movie. Perfectly cast, well acted, and the editing is brilliant. I am not usually a fan of flashing between the past and present, but this style added energy and the filmmakers refrained from winking at the audience in anticipation of future events. While I felt entirely confirmed in my aversion to Facebook, I am definitely this film’s friend.

The Double Lives of Veronique — Over the years I have learned to decode certain phrases that adorn film covers. Erotic means “more boobs than the French Riviera in summer.” Enigmatic means “nearly incomprehensible.” I can take an erotic film if it is boobs with meaning and therefore light on the incomprehensible bits or vice versa, but I don’t care for a film that is both at once. I had high hopes for this film from the director of the Red, White and Blue series as well as Decalogue. Maybe I lack the intelligence to understand it, or maybe I am a prude, or maybe I am an unintelligent prude. But this one had me scratching my head and blushing at the same time. This movie’s arrival at our home was a result of my resolution to watch more high quality films this year. Guess I’ll have go back to films in my native tongue.

A Room With a View (2007 TV Version)I have so little to say about this poorly directed, ugly stepsister of the original Merchant and Ivory production, I have already said too much. Not only is this movie unworthy of even a Redbox rental (the one star, thumb tilting down rating at the Spiegel household), I wouldn’t bother checking it out of my local library if the librarian pulled it off the shelf for me and forcibly placed it in my bag. If this is the best view they have, call the bellboy cuz I’m checking out.

Downton AbbeyHigh art it may not be, but it has many other qualities I admire: a) it is being released in January and I live in Indiana where other forms of entertainment include “Spot the Longest Icicle” and “Whose Nose Hair Froze the Fastest”; b) the actors are British, wear period clothing and stroll through picturesque backdrops that scream of Darcy and Miss Bennett; and c) did I mention it is winter in Indiana? True, one is forced to sit through the obnoxiously condescending introductory mini-lectures by actors who, if lucky, have only a high school diploma and impeccable cheekbones as proof of their superior intellect. I suppose it makes me a political hypocrite to love Masterpiece Theater in all its overly subsidized glory. But despite its being a slap in the face of the free market, when given the choice of watching well-produced, well-acted masterpieces with slightly disguised political overtones or watching poorly-produced, poorly-acted duds with overt political overtones, I’m going with the socialists on this one.

Honorable Mentions: Lost: Season Six—Finally finished it. I don’t think it was a good thing that I had to turn to Google in order to understand the ending. Too many unanswered questions for me but overall worth the ride.  Undercover Boss—I’m a big fan of this show; cry every single time. Night Train to Munich—A great classic WWII thriller.

Snapshots

Brief comments on film by Amy.
Some old, some new.  Domestic films and foreign too.

I really hate writing negative reviews… Okay, let me modify that a bit. I write negative reviews with relish but then feel really bad about it later. I would much rather tell you about the amazing movie I can’t wait for you to see. Sadly, my film watching this month movie was lacking in “amazing.” Hopefully, I can at least spare you the experience of watching these less than recommendable films.

Nine: I will be honest here and say that I am not a big fan of musicals. If I were, perhaps I would have only moderately disliked this movie instead of hating it. I resorted to fast- forwarding long chunks of it. With so many Hollywood favorites and even a few real actors thrown in, you would think they could have come up with something that would have at least kept my finger off the remote control. Ironically, this film seems to mirror its own plot of a filmmaker who can’t recreate the quality of work that is expected of him. As my kids would say, “whatever.”

End of the Spear: How does one take one of the most powerful modern stories of Christian forgiveness and make it boring? Well start with bad writing, remove any references to Christianity (or Jesus for that matter) and then assume that the audience already knows the story anyway. Actually, I did know the story going in and was still confused. It was as if they started a third of the way into the film. I would say this is just another example of bad “Christian” art, but since they refuse to talk about Jesus throughout the film, I guess this is one that doesn’t warrant that description.

The Last Station: This film was well-directed, well-written, and well-acted. If only the whole premise of the movie wasn’t absolute bull-shine. Supposedly a depiction of the last days of Leo Tolstoy, this movie is one giant kiss-up to a really bad guy. I wanted to see it because of my love for his classic War and Peace but did some research after viewing the film and was sorely disappointed in the filmmakers’ refusal to face Tolstoy’s “issues” head on. I am surprised the movie didn’t end with Tolstoy dancing arm in arm with Alfred Kinsey.

Lost: Okay, here is where I get off the train to Negativity Central and hop on the Mega-fan Express. I don’t care what Jim says—I love this show. I could no longer refuse to watch it when so many people whom I respect kept recommending it. I have completed Season Two and at one point was up to a four-episodes-per-day habit. Since Jim staged his intervention, I have actually decided to read up on seasons 3, 4 and 5 and watch the last season at a more reasonable pace. I know the women are boobs with legs and the men are too good looking, but I love it despite its glamorous warts. The issues discussed (e.g., faith vs. science, the group vs. the individual) are interesting, and I love learning the background of certain characters and how this changes your perspective. And I must find out what is in the jungle!

Honorable and Dishonorable Mentions: I will make this short and sweet: Valentine’s Day—As disappointing as rain at a picnic, with fire ants and soggy sandwiches. When in Rome—Though the supporting cast is a bit over the top for my taste, I love Kristin Bell and Josh Duhamel. Bounty Hunter—I was on vacation; thought it would be entertaining. It was like the above mentioned picnic with some hail and armed bandits thrown in. Bad, bad, bad.